Elevator Pitch

#dreamySigh... It had been a while since I had seen Deji in his element... Chai, bobo yi...  o hanz gan... (meaning... this guy is very handsome). Sitting there in that boardroom while Deji spoke reminded me of the times we did naughty stuff on my conference table. I hadn't heard a word he had said … Continue reading Elevator Pitch


Not A Good Day For Science

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!.... the alarm goes off at exactly 6:45 am... I wish it was an alarm clock and I could just throw it against the wall but oh well,... it was my phone, so that was out of the question. I then think to myself,... how on Earth did I set such an annoying … Continue reading Not A Good Day For Science

Economics 101: Lesson 2

I laid there in bed, staring at the ceiling after what I would describe as an okay night. She was not so neatly tucked away at the other side of the bed so I guess I had unconsciously drifted away mid-cuddle once again. In my opinion, I was up too early; so early that no … Continue reading Economics 101: Lesson 2

Preaching to the Choir

They had been friends a long time and as you would guess, he met her in church. ย She was leading praise and worship and he remembered thinking to himself,... "Wow, I would definitely hit that". He walked up to her after service and said, "You have an amazing voice, we should hang out sometime". Her … Continue reading Preaching to the Choir

Don’t date a….., she said to me

The time was a few minutes to 11 pm. This was something I had never done before. A few minutes earlier I called my guy, hoping he would have a strong enough argument against my current activity but well, When people talk and conji is catching u... Everything is heard through that filter. I knew … Continue reading Don’t date a….., she said to me

Singularly Married (Bonus Piece)

I sat quietly in my chair staring at the altar and I must say, never had I ever seen her look so beautiful. She was my ex and I guess she had found the man of her dreams given that I was sitting beside the lady of my nightmares. Yes, I sat quietly with my … Continue reading Singularly Married (Bonus Piece)

Save the Next Dance

Errrr so we are all having this very random interesting conversation, and in my head, I'm like biko where's the food๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’... I have worked on my heely shoes to all Manchester and the Bro had promised me pizza and some good alcoholic punch a friend of his makes... The gist became less interesting as my … Continue reading Save the Next Dance